“Ding-dong. Who is it? FOOTBALL!”

Once again, football cracked another VeganMoFo 2014 10-for-30 Top 10 list.  However, instead of the food being veganized, we’ve decided to veganize NFL team names. Afterall, some of these teams, especially the one from D.C., could use a little plant-based nickname overhaul.

If The Food Duo ever purchased an NFL team, we would have some strict guidelines that would need to be followed. All players would have to go vegan. The stadium would only serve plant-based foods. The team would have an awesome vegan name like… The New York Nooches, or something like that. Anyway, since the NFL season has officially kicked off it’s time to check out today’s 10-for-30 Top 10 list! 

The Top 10 Veganized NFL Teams!

1. The Buffalo Dills

2. The Houston Olive Oilers

3. The Chicago Pears.

4. The New York (Jolly) Green Giants

Sorry Vikings fans, we’re going to have to move this big fella to NYC to make it happen! (BTW, this statue really does exist in Blue Earth, MN)

5. The Baltimore Raisins

 

6. The St. Louis Yams

7. The Cleveland Vegan Brownies

8. The Washington Red Skinned Potatoes

9. The Tampa Bay Buccaneer Bars

 

10. The Seattle Sea Salts

Question for you: Which sports teams are your faves AND how would you veganize their names?

Another Top 10 List is under our helmets! See you tomorrow for more VeganMoFo fun!

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