Hey kids! We’re back with another Top 10 List for you this week! Mac broke out the old Commodore 64 and dot matrix printer to crunch the numbers herself this time!
This week’s Top 10 theme: VEGAN ADDICTIONS
Yeah, there’s that one…or two…or TEN things we cannot live without in our vegan lives, right? So, let’s kick things off!
1. NOOCH (aka Nutritional Yeast)
This stuff is like crack and should probably be sold on the black market! Thanks to Braggs and Whole Foods, it’s not! PHEW! Powdered dairy-free cheesiness that puts the <blank> in <blank>!
Best to buy in bulk and re-stock when you’re about 10 cups away from the bottom. It’ll go that quickly!
Did you know that vegans are hipsters? Hipsters are the main contributor to the global kale shortage, because all we do is drink green juices! Oh, the IRON-y! YES! Well, okay, maybe there’s not really a green goodness drought. Businesses are slinging kale chips and salads like it’s nobody’s business.
Seriously, we always wanted to be deemed hipsters. SQUEEEEE!
Food porn. ‘Nuff said
BTW, our account is @thefoodduo!
4. Vegan stickers
Who remembers getting the Scholastic Book Club monthly order form and just wanting all of the sticker books? Ok. That was just Macaroon, but hey! What’s the deal with all of the vegan stickers, and why do we love them so much?
You got em! We got em! Who’s got more? Even if the dishes aren’t vegan, you buy cookbooks to try and veganize everything in them too, right?
Everyone and their momma’s got a vegan blog. You read them all and even store on Evernote, Feedly or Pocket! You live for blogrolls to check for new ones! BTW, we thank you for stopping by!
7. The Cinnamon Snail
Even if you’re not in NYC, you’re addicted to Adam Sobel and his food truck! Why? Because who else is going to make you a Habanero Cauliflower Buffalo Wing Sub (special) and a Hulk Hogan Fudgie Wudgie (donut)!
8. Meetups & potlucks
Vegans like being social. Even the anti-social show, especially when there’s free food and a lack of being called the “weird one.” Add booze to the mix, a la Vegan Drinks, and well…there ain’t no party like a vegan party…
Yeah, all vegans are weird, but we love them!
Hail Seitan! Where’d you get your protein? From my pantry, yo! Get some vital wheat gluten, spices and water. Work it like you’re making Flubber…we mean, kneading dough. Portion it. Wrap it. Steam it. You’re good! Or, you could just buy some by Upton’s Naturals
10. Vegan shoes
Mac loves shoes, especially MooShoes. Don’t you?